if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever
What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.
this deserve so many notes
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
you arent exactly a prize winning pig are ya mate ?? so back the fuck up yeah
Stop whit boys 2k14
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Hannibal Buress ladies and gents.
Going through being bitten by the marrige bug again. I have never wanted that so much in my life…to this man. April will tell. April will be the mae or break.
Talk sh*t get hit.
best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.
"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important."
Gary Provost (via tuongexists)